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Avengers end game was the culmination of a story spanning 10 years now it wasn’t the best movie ever made but it was a satisfying conclusion to one of the longest running stories in film history but when you take the perspective of the villain of the story The Mad Titan Thanos it becomes kind of hilarious so let me put you in his shoes now you are the Mad Titan Thanos you are a tyrant a liberator a guy that sers in kills 50% of a population and then F off like a dad when he’s gone to get some milk
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whether or not your plan to solve overpopulation is the best course of action remains to be seen but what you do know is that you’re trying to fix a problem that exists in this universe and to do this you need to do it by one thing which is gathering the most powerful artifacts that exist and then basically snapping your fingers that way it’s all done randomly without pain during your liberations you picked up two daughters and a whole host of people that support your cause and these two
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daughters have proven to be quite useful creatures all in one is truly wonderful and is also probably going to end up becoming the successor to your kingdom and the other one is now on Android essentially but one day you’re just minding your own business you just liberated a planet and you were literally wiping off the blood of some poor woman who drew the Short Straw when you get news that you found a stone that’s when one of your daughters nebula falls to the floor and produces a hologram of some
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human you guess it looks a bit like Gamora only without the green skin and he seems to be wearing like a suit made of metal kind of cool but then you hear they should just wait for another human to pop up and then that way they can steal the Stone from him and you’re just like hang on a second nebula is going to steal the Power Stone nebula this is pretty incriminating honestly father that’s not me her synaptic Drive was probably damaged in battle I don’t know daughters and unless like another version of nebula has come
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from the future back to our time and is transmitting data to our nebula this is pretty damning of course the one that was trying to kiss my ass all day is the first one to betray me it’s always like this isn’t it talk about overcompensating you’d think that she had a penis but now you have to do the unfortunate thing of extracting the truth out of her luckily thank to some techno magic you can just get there at the push of a button by extracting her memory files because apparently her
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brain is also a machine and now you can find out how deep this treachery Goes My Lord it appears that she’s telling the truth you’re right bro yeah mhm I’m supposed to believe that am I her files are entangled that memory isn’t hers there’s a time stamp from from 9 years in the future corrupt files mhm but what did I tell you about using the Earth calendar system in front of me we don’t do that here my apologies my Lord but it appears that there is another nebula sharing the network with our nebula fine
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I’ll humor you get the duplicates memories and find out anything about in the Infinity Stones you’re not going to let a golden opportunity like this pass you by and you watch as you see multiple humans talking amongst each other talking about all of the Infinity Stones and for one you’re pretty shocked to realize that these humans are that well educated from your best estimates humans are practically cave people and here they are talking about the most powerful things in the universe as if they are
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just day-to-day objects more these guys are from Earth are you in on this too is that why you use the Earth calendar system because you’re in on this I’m so disappointed in you uh no what no my Lord wait these are Avengers you know them Father yeah they’re just cockroaches from Earth but that’s besides the point I sent some Asgardian God to deal with them I’m a few years ago but he just got his ass beat by them they had some kind of medieval night some jar of sweet corn or something and
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some roided up guy in spandex oh and the god of hammers Loki L to a medieval night something to that effect yeah he’s called Tony Stark or Iron Man or whatever but I just drew some conclusions father didn’t look he had the mpor my Lord according to this file the mpor was the mindstone wait didn’t we already know that you know my Lord that was very unclear flash back he’s found an infinity stone on a planet called Morag father’s plan is finally in motion one stone is in six nebula it’s a
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start end a flashback two different nebulas no it’s still the same nebula she just hasn’t betrayed me yet no father please I would never and then you wish there another version of yourself is talking as though he got all of the stones and actually managed to destroy them like it’s a short sighted decision sure but you have to respect the balls on this guy to destroy the Infinity Stones and he actually managed to get all of them and so it seems that every version of you is inevitable so you
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watch the Hologram to see them trying to undo something another version of yourself did in their timeline my Lord this is your future no I got to catch them all it is my destiny and then you watch as the other version of yourself has its head cleaved from its shoulders and that is Disney actually allowing a beheading live on camera I I mean that is Destiny fulfilled Disney doesn’t matter anyway and then the more to strangle your daughter and just like bro come on like this is golden opportunity
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here like calm the down we’re going to we’re going to use this to our advantage you can try and find a way of putting your nebula into that team of Avengers because you know they’re identical in every way except for well that golden plate on their head but first you need to capture the other nebula and by some more techno magic you are able to paralyze her just before she’s about to send herself Back to the Future and you get her aboard your ship and then for some reason nebula and
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Gamora decided that they want to go and interrogate her bear in mind you have access to all of her memory files so why they felt the need to go and interrogate her rather than just extracting the information through her systems you don’t know but at least they’re going to have some fun with that and it doesn’t take too long because NEPA comes back with some vile of magical red stuff what is this like some kind of blood no father it’s particles that allow you to shrink in size and and how do you know
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well the other nebula told us they used this to shrink in size passing through something called a mobia strip inverted going into the quantum realm and using that to travel backwards in time wait Mobius is he going to appear oh my God are these Avengers working with a TVA that’s a big problem isn’t it oh my god father if you reverse engineer that then you’ll be able to shrink down the ship wait wouldn’t we need more than just this little vial to shrink down a ship and our entire Army you know like this
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amount of magical seems to be about one use per one person wouldn’t we need like a vat the size of a small moon to like make an entire Army shrink down probably father Yes and and how would you expect me to get all of that I I don’t know father so you want me to use this red liquid reverse engineer its mechanisms so I can shrink this ship small enough to pass into the quantum realm a thing that we didn’t even know was 100% true until this very minute and then wait for you to maybe switch on a
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device to send us back in time how will we even communicate with you don’t worry father you can do all off screen and it’ll be done in a heartbeat oh why did you just say that sooner oh thank God that actually solves a lot of those problems doesn’t it now we can let people draw their own conclusions so you send these particles to your best scientists and hope that they can reverse engineer them and it works you managed to shrink down the entirety of your ship offscreen of course in the
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meantime nebula goes to work in a few moments she sends back a signal and you and your men arrive in very dark and desolated place because you know you just blew it up so you get Scotty to beam yourself down to the planet and nebula’s like to you hey what are you going to do if you know anything about heroes is that eventually they will come to you so you sit your ass down and rest your back because frankly it’s tiing trying to carry two movies or at least definitely the previous movie frankly
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like that was really your story and now you’re feeling some variant trauma speaking of which where are those TVA like these creatur are around with time travel something the TVA hates but nah NADA is wild these Avengers must have some insane plot armor and that might prove challenging going forward in the distance you hear some Avengers talking saying something about what is he doing and you even think you hear one of them say he’s just sitting there menacingly then three of Earth’s Mightiest Heroes appear even
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though one of them is an Asgardian and it’s the medieval Knight The Hammer guard and the guy that’s on the juice and that hammer guy he really looks like he’s let himself go he looks more like a dilapidated pudding than a God and after seeing what these ungrateful wretches want to avenge after what your variant did you realize no matter what you do if life remembers that you killed 50% of their friends and family they’re going to want to get some sweet sweet Vengeance on your ass so simply put it’s
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just better to destroy everything and start from scratch and make a new reality but this time with Blackjack and hookers but seriously they don’t even know that you’re trying to stop the cel from destroying their Planet like come on I know it’s established a few movies down the line and you still have to draw your own conclusions but that’s pretty much the game plan right that was your plan right or was it some sadistic dance with death because you love her so much we don’t know you don’t know this is all
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very ambiguous and no one has a clearly defined answer but all you got to do now is break these Fool’s ankles and get the stones and they look like they’re ready to go for a cheeky 1v3 which you’re more than happy to oblige you are a match for any God of hammers and uh apparently axes to now any medieval no and any person that’s on the juice because you are on the juice yourself but it turns out the medieval Knight is not actually made of iron but is in fact wearing some magical techno suit but that
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doesn’t matter so much because you can still kick his ass and you give it to them good you don’t even need your minions and you show these Avengers what’s up these guys manag to defeat your variant that guy must have been pathetic anyway use the hammer guy as a punching bag until he throws his ax at you but you just catch that in midair and start using it to try and gouge a hole in his chest then you get hit in the head with the hammer and you look back and it’s the roid adap spandex
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guy and he just looks at you holding the hammer and you’re just like is this supposed to be a big moment my friend like you’re holding a hammer whoopy do anyway time to deal with this clown turns out that hammer is uh not weak pretty strong and it lays you the out and he’s doing combos like he’s been practicing with this thing all of his life and he’s just like didn’t he just pick this up like 2 seconds to go how is he able to do this and I mean out of all the gimmicks how are roids and hammers
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the one that are going to beat you like a human with steroids and a hammer I thought roids was meant to make your Hammer smaller not stronger and apparently he can summon lightning now too and there is no end to this magical anyway you cleave that guy’s shield in half and you send him on his ass and you whip out your shitari army and you tell the spandex man that you’re about to enjoy what you do very much as though you’ve been gooning at the pornh Hub like a North Korean Soldier in
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Russia and he actually walks forward alone I mean you got to respect that like no backup no man just him and a broken shield commendable but stupid and that’s when a portal opens finally the TVA is here Christ is bate the ne oh no that’s not the TVA that is African soldiers and wizards and now you realize that you have a literal war on your hands after a brief moment of fighting some Wizards and African soldiers for some reason you’re supposed to be in America and there are no American
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soldiers here fighting against you but whatever this is how it is apparently you’d think the country with the largest military budget in the world would defend against a literal spaceship over their cities but what do you know you are a you are a Titan not a human be can’t dwell on that too long because everybody points out the gauntlet and you swing your blade and dos it on the floor and victory is within your grasp but as you run towards it so mother person with magical shows up this time it’s
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red though and they say to you you took everything from me I don’t even know who you are but out of all the magical that you’ve suffered this day this is by far the worst and good Lord she is strong so you call your troops to rain fire cuz you think this is like the only way you can distract this lady and that’s when you see yellow magical glowing come from the sky and go straight through your ship destroying it and you’re just like okay it’s fine if we get the gaunlet in the end all of
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this is worth it a little bit of sacrifice it’s fine and that’s when the magical yellow glowing lady picks up the gauntlet herself and assembles with all of the women which is a surprisingly controversial moment in 2023 which is when the movie is set but you identify where they’re going to take it which is some beat up old van in the middle of the battlefield so you know you toss your blade into it destroying the whole thing and basically circumventing their entire plan why you didn’t do this before we don’t know but
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heho we got there in the end and you see the corner on the ground and once again Victory is in your grasp you are almost salivating at the thought you almost get a finger on it when the medieval Knight comes out and stops you and then the hammer and ax guy who seems really hellbent on trying to hit your head and then the spandex go and you get them good and you knock them out cold finally and that’s when magical number three comes back and she manages to stop you in your tracks you don’t know what’s
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more surprising the fact that she thought their haircut looks good or the fact that she can actually hold her own against you but you swap her away like a bug and get your hands inside of the gauntlet finally the moment that you’ve been waiting for but you can’t savor it for too long because magical number three comes back again and actually manages to hold your fist open why does it have to be a snap but she gives you another cheeky 1 V one and for a second you think she might actually
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beat you now wouldn’t that be awful all this time all this planning all these stories all finished by someone that only had one movie previous to this one now that would have been a tragedy but thankfully you realize that the purple stone is the power stone and you can use that to beat her which is exactly what you do and you breathe the sigh of relief as you put that stone back in its slot and now you can savor it you feel that Rush of energy flowing through you this thing maybe you could have had a
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Dwarven made Gauntlet maybe this would do less damage to you but hey ho you can’t argue as long as you get the results now you are going to win and there is no one that can stop you and then of course the medieval night comes back back again and tries to stop you but it doesn’t matter because you know I am inevitable but nothing happens turns out you forgot to check if the stones were still in there never mind that you know there’s no energy flowing through you at that point in time so how you
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were able to overlook such a monumentous thing is quite bizarre actually and you look over and you see the medieval Knight with all of the stones in his hand and he looks you dead in the eye and says yeah Iron Man and you sit down and you watch your whole world turn to dust he did it the Mad lad did it and you were beaten by some medieval night anyway if you like this video please give it a like and also consider subscribing because I do a lot of these videos now apparently this is my thing I just want to shout out my
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members especially the talent on X lavender Yuri and Alan thank you have a great day and have a great life